主题：[推荐]英语笑话Second Wife

A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet.Neither of them was very young. They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets,and after half an hour there were two which they liked very much,but they had not yet been able to choose between them.One of them was very expensive,and the other was quite a lot cheaper.
　　
　　Of course, the shopkeeper wanted to sell them the more expensive one,because then he would get more money from them,so he said to the lady ,'Oh,go on.Spend his money.If you don't,he will only spend it on his second wife.'
　　For several seconds nobody said a word,and then the lady said angrily, "I am his second."
　　
　　　　　　 　　第二个老婆
　　
　　一位富人和他的太太走进一家店里买手镯。他俩都不年轻了。他们看了许多漂亮得手镯，半小时后，有两只手镯他们很满意，但他们还不能从中作出选择。其中一只很贵，另一只便宜多了。
　　
　　当然，店主想卖给他们贵的那只，因为他可以从他们那得到更多的钱，所以他对女士说：“喔，来吧。花他的钱吧。如果你不花，他就只会花在他第二个老婆身上了。”
　　有几秒钟，没有人讲一个字，然后女士愤怒地说道：“我就是他第二个！”